Carbs make you dumb

Turns out Atkins was right: Carbs (including sugar, MSG, alcohol, and junk food, via hypoglycemia and glutamate) cause anxiety, depression, stupidity, criminal violence, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's - and (I almost forgot) weight gain. 

Instead eat meats and veggies.

Why didn't we know this earlier? "There is very little financial reward for a researcher to find the cause of a disease and consequently most of the research dollars go to the development of drugs to treat a disease -- because there's a lot of money involved there." Thankfully, a common drug cures Alzheimer's instantly.